Krystal Savanella Designs free giveaway

Krystal Savanella Designs is having a free giveaway for September. And I waaaaant it. You should want it too. It's the softest, silkiest, most wonderful leopard print scarf you've ever dug your fingers into. Go check out their blog for details:

www.savanella.blogspot.com.

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It's Joke Time

Eve, in the Garden of Eden, said, "God, I have a problem. It's a beautiful garden, but I'm lonely and sick of eating apples."
"Okay," God said. "I'll create a man for you."
Eve said, "What's a man?"
"He's a creature with aggressive tendencies and an enormous ego who doesn't listen and gets lost a lot, but he's big and strong, he can open jars and hunt animals, and he's fun in bed."
"Sounds great!" said Eve.
"There's just one thing. He's going to want to believe I made him first."

Jesus was walking through the streets, and he noticed a group of people throwing stones at an adulteress. He stopped and said to the crowd, "Let the one who is without sin cast the first stone." All of a sudden a huge stone came flying out of the crowd and hit the woman right on the head. Jesus stopped, taken aback, then looked up and said, "Mom...!"

Abraham decided to upgrade his PC to Vista and Isaac couldn't believe it. He said, "Dad, your old PC doesn't have enough memory."
Abraham replied, "My son, God will provide the RAM."

Why don't the Amish water-ski?
The horses would drown.